The Ugliest Healthy smoothie ever

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Nutritional Info
  • Servings Per Recipe: 1
  • Amount Per Serving
  • Calories: 340.6
  • Total Fat: 10.2 g
  • Cholesterol: 30.0 mg
  • Sodium: 198.0 mg
  • Total Carbs: 63.2 g
  • Dietary Fiber: 10.5 g
  • Protein: 6.8 g

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Introduction

This is delicious. Born from odds and ends of frozen fruit, laziness, and a desire for a healthy smoothie, it looks like cat puke. But seriously yummy. This is delicious. Born from odds and ends of frozen fruit, laziness, and a desire for a healthy smoothie, it looks like cat puke. But seriously yummy.
Number of Servings: 1

Ingredients

    Frozen Strawberries
    1 small frozen banana
    1 orange hidden at back of fridge for 1 month
    Fresh Spinach, because why the hell not
    Almond Milk (1-1.5 cups)
    Ice
    Mexican Table Cream (Crema Casera), optional

Tips

Adjust according to taste.


Directions

Dump frozen fruit and almond milk into blender and mix. Peel the orange and add.
Squeeze orange juice into your papercut, stifle a curse.
Add about a handful or two of spinach leaves because you saw it on Pinterest and it's healthy.
Blend all together. Add more liquid if needed.
Add a handful or two of ice at the end until your ears scream for mercy.

A couple dollops of the Mexican cream can be mixed in at the end. Creamy like with whipped cream but without as much sugar.

Serving Size: 1 Delicious Mug of Smooth

Number of Servings: 1

Recipe submitted by SparkPeople user CHUBBZIEST.